1. This Cosmopolitan sex tip
Let me test how well you know me then burn you when you don’t get it right! It’ll be hot. Promise!
2. This reminder
Crap! We’ve been eating wrong for YEARS.
3. This Elle interview with a health food enthusiast
Cordycepts? Reishi? Maca? Shilajit resin?
4. This tip
5. This article on Kerry Katona’s peacock
6. This ‘hilarious’ moment
Ha ha ha?
7. This verbose look at Tinder
*reads 20 times* Nope, still don’t get it.
8. This question
From an interview with a 100-mile runner:
What do you think about during a 28-hour run? Are you making life plans or planning your dream wedding?
Runner: “I think about the run.”
9. This ‘prank’ which is totally going to work
10. This sex tip
11. This sub-headline
“Friends fear she’s drinking CUSTARD again.”
12. And this paragraph, which has simply too much to unpack
“Moses”, “Lyra”, “new lingerie collection”, “presumably hiding”. But mostly, the magazine’s desire to add that Savannah is “pretty and lithe”. THANK GOD.
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